Cheesy Flirty Quotes - Cheesy Pick Up Lines - Flirty quotes
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Cheesy Flirty Quotes - Cheesy Pick Up Lines - Flirty quotes
Saturday, July 26, 2014
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Naughty Pick Up lines - Funny Pickup Lines
"Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!"
"Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?"
"I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. "
"If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?"
"Hey, I Just Had To Say, You Have A Really Unique Style"
"Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle."
"Let's flip a coin.
heads, i'm yours.
tails, you're mine."
"Unfortunately, I don’t have a clever pick up line. I’m just here to meet you"
"Do you have the time? (Gives the time) No, the time to write down my number?"
"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."
"Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?"
"Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?"
"I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. "
"If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?"
"Hey, I Just Had To Say, You Have A Really Unique Style"
"Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle."
"Let's flip a coin.
heads, i'm yours.
tails, you're mine."
"Unfortunately, I don’t have a clever pick up line. I’m just here to meet you"
"Do you have the time? (Gives the time) No, the time to write down my number?"
"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."
"Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?"
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Cute Flity Quotes - Cute Flirty Love Quotes
Cute Flity Quotes - Cute Flirty Love Quotes
It would be the perfect crime....
If i stole your heart
and you stole mine.
I am not one of those who do not believe in love at first sight, but I believe in taking a second look.
-- H. Vincent
Was your father a thief? Because I think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
"One who smokes, has a smoky heart,
One who drinks, has an alcoholic heart...
So dear you must stop eating sweets...
As you are already a sweetheart!"
"There is no remedy for love but to love more."
--Henry David Thoreau
Love is a burning desire,
That makes your heart light on fire,
Love is being with you,
Someone saying I love you too,
Love is your tender kiss,
Something you don't want to miss,
Love is you and me,
And that is all I see.
-- Anonymous
I love you - those three words have my life in them.
-- Alexandrea to Nicholas III
I wish I could be your tear drops,
for what more could anyone
ask for then to be
conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.
Cute Flity Quotes - Cute Flirty Love Quotes
It would be the perfect crime....
If i stole your heart
and you stole mine.
I am not one of those who do not believe in love at first sight, but I believe in taking a second look.
-- H. Vincent
Was your father a thief? Because I think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
"One who smokes, has a smoky heart,
One who drinks, has an alcoholic heart...
So dear you must stop eating sweets...
As you are already a sweetheart!"
"There is no remedy for love but to love more."
--Henry David Thoreau
Love is a burning desire,
That makes your heart light on fire,
Love is being with you,
Someone saying I love you too,
Love is your tender kiss,
Something you don't want to miss,
Love is you and me,
And that is all I see.
-- Anonymous
I love you - those three words have my life in them.
-- Alexandrea to Nicholas III
I wish I could be your tear drops,
for what more could anyone
ask for then to be
conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.
Cute Flity Quotes - Cute Flirty Love Quotes
Funny Flirty Quotes - Humorous Flirty Quotes
Funny Flirty Quotes - Humorous Flirty Quotes
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
-- George Burns
Love is like a piece of art work, even the smallest bit can be so beautiful.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of Heaven.
Rose are red; violets are blue;
when I think of you,
my writing comes out corny.
-- Anonymous
So what else do you have going for you besides your good looks?
If santa comes down
the chimney this year
and tries to stuff you
into a sack,
don't worry coz
i wanted u for Christmas.
Funny Flirty Quotes - Humorous Flirty Quotes
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
-- George Burns
Love is like a piece of art work, even the smallest bit can be so beautiful.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of Heaven.
Rose are red; violets are blue;
when I think of you,
my writing comes out corny.
-- Anonymous
So what else do you have going for you besides your good looks?
If santa comes down
the chimney this year
and tries to stuff you
into a sack,
don't worry coz
i wanted u for Christmas.
Funny Flirty Quotes - Humorous Flirty Quotes
Friday, September 25, 2009
Popular Flirty Quotes -Flirty Quotes
Popular Flirty Quotes -Flirty Quotes
If I never met you,
I wouldn't like you.
If I didn't like you
I wouldn't love you.
If I didn't love you
I wouldn't miss you,
but I did, I do and I will.
It's so cute to find that
one special person
you want to annoy
for the rest of your life.
Can I borrow a quarter? I just want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dream.
I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them.
-- Anna Held
One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless.
-- Liz Smith
If I never met you,
I wouldn't like you.
If I didn't like you
I wouldn't love you.
If I didn't love you
I wouldn't miss you,
but I did, I do and I will.
It's so cute to find that
one special person
you want to annoy
for the rest of your life.
Can I borrow a quarter? I just want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dream.
I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them.
-- Anna Held
One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless.
-- Liz Smith
Flirty Text Messages Text message for flirting
Flirty Text Messages - Text Message For Flirting
"Hello! What's wrong with your mobile? I tried so many times but every time I call it says: The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart!"
"If I could re arrange the alphabet I would put u and i together"
"I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead."
"Can I snap your picture so I can show Santa what I gotta have for xmas?"
"The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine."
"If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?"
"Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room". And the grand prize is a date with me!"
"One who smokes, has a smoky heart,
One who drinks, has an alcoholic heart...
So dear you must stop eating sweets...
As you are already a sweetheart!"
"Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again."
Flirty Text Messages - Text Message For Flirting
"Hello! What's wrong with your mobile? I tried so many times but every time I call it says: The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart!"
"If I could re arrange the alphabet I would put u and i together"
"I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead."
"Can I snap your picture so I can show Santa what I gotta have for xmas?"
"The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine."
"If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?"
"Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room". And the grand prize is a date with me!"
"One who smokes, has a smoky heart,
One who drinks, has an alcoholic heart...
So dear you must stop eating sweets...
As you are already a sweetheart!"
"Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again."
Flirty Text Messages - Text Message For Flirting
Friday, September 18, 2009
Top 10 Flirty Pick Up LInes - Flirty Pick Up Lines
Top 10 Flirty Pick Up LInes - Flirty Pick Up Lines
"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."
"I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
"Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle."
"Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them."
"I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen"
"I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little."
"Hey baby", "Are you heavy? Because I'd like to pick you up."
"You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. "
"Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. "
"Hi"
Top 10 Flirty Pick Up LInes - Flirty Pick Up Lines
"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."
"I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
"Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle."
"Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them."
"I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen"
"I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little."
"Hey baby", "Are you heavy? Because I'd like to pick you up."
"You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. "
"Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. "
"Hi"
Top 10 Flirty Pick Up LInes - Flirty Pick Up Lines
Naughty Flirty Quotes - Flirty Quotes
Naughty Flirty Quotes - Flirty Quotes
These are flirty quotes that are naughty...
"If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?"
"Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"
"(Look at her shirt label) When she say, 'What are you doing?' You respond: 'Yep! Made in heaven!' "
"This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine."
"Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt, my eyes."
"It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway? "
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
"Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it."
Naughty Flirty Quotes - Flirty Quotes
These are flirty quotes that are naughty...
"If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?"
"Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"
"(Look at her shirt label) When she say, 'What are you doing?' You respond: 'Yep! Made in heaven!' "
"This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine."
"Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt, my eyes."
"It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway? "
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
"Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it."
Naughty Flirty Quotes - Flirty Quotes
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Famous Flirty Quotes -- Flirty Quotes
Famous Flirty Quotes -- Flirty Quotes
"I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
"I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!"
"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."
"Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happens once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime."
"Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
"I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen"
"Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful!"
"I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little."
"Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. "
Famous Flirty Quotes -- Flirty Quotes
"I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
"I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!"
"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."
"Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happens once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime."
"Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
"I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen"
"Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful!"
"I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little."
"Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. "
Famous Flirty Quotes -- Flirty Quotes
Best Flirty Quotes - Flirty Quotes
Best Flirty Quotes - Flirty Quotes
"There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!"
"Was your father a thief? Because I think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
"Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position."
"Just call me milk, I'll do your body good."
"Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business."
"You're burning up my monitor - are you always this hot?"
"When God made you, he was showing off."
"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
"So what else do you have going for you besides your good looks?"
Best Flirty Quotes - Flirty Quotes
"There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!"
"Was your father a thief? Because I think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
"Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position."
"Just call me milk, I'll do your body good."
"Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business."
"You're burning up my monitor - are you always this hot?"
"When God made you, he was showing off."
"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
"So what else do you have going for you besides your good looks?"
Best Flirty Quotes - Flirty Quotes
Top 10 Flirty Quotes - Flirty Quotes
Top 10 Flirty Quotes
"Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!"
"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."
"You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection! "
"There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. "
"I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. "
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
"I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away!"
"Can I borrow a quarter? I just want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dream."
"When God made you, he was showing off."
"I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of Heaven."
Top 10 Flirty Quotes
"Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!"
"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."
"You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection! "
"There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. "
"I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. "
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
"I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away!"
"Can I borrow a quarter? I just want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dream."
"When God made you, he was showing off."
"I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of Heaven."
Top 10 Flirty Quotes
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