Funny Flirty Quotes - Humorous Flirty Quotes

Funny Flirty Quotes - Humorous Flirty Quotes


"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
-- George Burns

Love is like a piece of art work, even the smallest bit can be so beautiful.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of Heaven.


Rose are red; violets are blue;
when I think of you,
my writing comes out corny.
-- Anonymous


So what else do you have going for you besides your good looks?

If santa comes down
the chimney this year
and tries to stuff you
into a sack,
don't worry coz
i wanted u for Christmas.


Funny Flirty Quotes - Humorous Flirty Quotes