Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Naughty Pick Up lines - Funny Pickup Lines

"Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!"

"Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?"

"I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. "

"If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?"

"Hey, I Just Had To Say, You Have A Really Unique Style"

"Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle."

"Let's flip a coin.
heads, i'm yours.
tails, you're mine."

"Unfortunately, I don’t have a clever pick up line. I’m just here to meet you"

"Do you have the time? (Gives the time) No, the time to write down my number?"

"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."

"Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?"