Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Naughty Pick Up lines - Funny Pickup Lines

"Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!"

"Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?"

"I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. "

"If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?"

"Hey, I Just Had To Say, You Have A Really Unique Style"

"Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle."

"Let's flip a coin.
heads, i'm yours.
tails, you're mine."

"Unfortunately, I don’t have a clever pick up line. I’m just here to meet you"

"Do you have the time? (Gives the time) No, the time to write down my number?"

"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."

"Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?"

2 comments:

  1. - Bebaa  23 months ago

    HOTT TEST:

    I got 49...!

    .NO CHEATING

    THIS IS THE HOTT TEST....HOW

    HOTT R U? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND

    NUMBER

    IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING)

    SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF

    THE

    TEST.

    WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR

    SCORE AT THE BOTTOM

    1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU

    HAVE?

    a) Dark

    b) Light

    2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT

    TO:

    a) Go to a Party!

    b) Go out to eat

    3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR

    OUT OF:

    a) Baby-Pink

    b) Yellow

    c) Baby-Blue

    d) Turquoise

    4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT

    OF:

    a) talking

    b) Dancing

    c) Taking Long Walks

    5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT

    OF THE

    FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

    a) Louie Vuitton

    b) Coach

    c) Against All Odds

    6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE

    OUT OF

    THE FOLLOWING?

    a) hawaii

    b) London

    c) florida

    7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU

    RATHER GO

    TO:

    a) The Beach

    b) Somewhere Cooler

    8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?

    a) January

    b) February

    c) March

    d) April

    e) May

    f) June

    g) July

    h) August

    i) September

    j) October

    k) November

    l) December

    9. WOULD YOU RATHER:

    a) Chill at home

    b) Go out with friends

    10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE

    INSTRUMENT

    OUT OF:

    a) Guitar

    b) Bass guitar

    c) Drums

    d) The Triangle

    11) NAME A PERSON OF THE

    OPPOSITE SEX

    ====NOW MAKE A WISH!====

    *

    ***

    *******

    *********

    ***************

    *****************

    ***********************

    *******************************

    **********************************

    *************************************

    ***************************************

    ***************************************

    *************************************

    **********************************

    *****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****

    **ANSWERS** > > > >

    1.

    a. dark= sexy [5points]

    b. light = sweet [2 points]

    2.

    a. go to a party = playful [2 points]

    b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]

    3.

    a. baby-pink = cute [2]

    b. yellow = loud [3]

    c. baby-blue = cool [5]

    d. turquoise = sexy [5]

    4.

    a. Talking = active [2]

    b. Dancing = determined [2]

    c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]

    5.

    a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]

    b. coach = laid back [2]

    c. againt all odds = stylish [5]

    6.

    a. hawaii = you like being around

    people [2]

    b. L.. You are quiet, and like the

    cold [2]

    c. florida = You like to party! [5]

    7.

    a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]

    b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]

    8.

    a. January = popular [5]

    b. February = lovely [2]

    c. March = rebellious [5]

    d. April = playful [5]

    e. May = happy [5]

    f.. june = chills a lot [5]

    g. July = smooth [3]

    h. August = fun [5]

    i. September = quiet [2]

    j. October = out-going [3]

    k. November = pimpin' it [5]

    l.. December = warm [3]

    9.

    a. home = quiet, romantic [5]

    b. go out with friends =crazy [5]

    10.

    a. guitar = eye-catching [5]

    b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]

    c. Drums = crazy [5]

    d. Triangle = simple [2]

    11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!

    SCORES!!!!

    UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN

    18-20=OKAY

    21-35 = Rather HOTT

    36+ = ow u burn

    NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2

    MINUTES

    AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH

    YOURR ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11

    REPOST AS: ,HOTT TEST then write your score at the top

    now that u read this there is no going back! if u dont repost this u will have the following:

    ~ u will fail ur tests

    ~ u will cut ur finger

    ~ u will lose someone close 2 you

    ~ u will not have a good day for the next 12 years

    --if u do repost this u will:

    ~ be kissed by ur crush b4 next month

    ~ have good luck

    ~ have someone fall in love with you

    ~ have ur all time dream come true

    can you beat 49?;D

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