Saturday, July 26, 2014

Cheesy Flirty Quotes - Cheesy Pick Up Lines - Flirty quotes

Cheesy Flirty Quotes - Cheesy Pick Up Lines - Flirty quotes

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?

Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.

Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

Cheesy Flirty Quotes - Cheesy Pick Up Lines - Flirty quotes

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